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So now that all you bunnies know about Roxy’s performances and parties at SXSW and WMC this month, open up those ears Roxy gave you for some new music from our favorite Roxy Cottontail. Her new mixtape, Strike Up the Band features exactly you want from Roxy AND MORE. You know LUtHER and Roxy did it big for this mixtape, so just hold onto your Cottontails because I’m about to tell you how you can score this dope disc. Find Roxy and The Cottontails at her parties and performances in Austin and Miami and they’d be glad to feed your inner-bunnybeat hunger for those VIP bunnies!! Here’s some shots to wet your bunny appetite before you score a copy of Strike Up the Band…
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The Cottontails
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Hopefully all you rabbittos are hopping around the parks these past two days of indescribable weather, because the Cottontails sure have! Hell, I WALKED to work today, brilliant! Now that you’re here, and we’re so happy to have you, check out this article posted by the Miami New Times Music Blog featuring ya girl Roxxx! In it, ya’ll will find the sick line-up for the WMC Spider-Pussy Party at Klutch ———– -Wednesday, March 24th- Cornbread Productions, Roxy Cottontail, and SMAC present… Spider-Pussy: Set Up 4 Scandal Featuring… Live DJ Sets from: Junior Sanchez, Alexander Technique, Arthur Baker, Larry Tee, Lauren Flax, Mark Kamins, Princess Superstar, Kassiano, MK, LUtHER, DJ Wonder, Hollywood Holt, and more. KLUTCH 136 Collins Ave Miami Beach, FL
— Hopping right along, up next we have Roxy’s party at the Clevelander Hotel (1020 Ocean Drive–Between 10th & 11th Street) in Miami Beach ya’ll! Oh wait did I say party… as in one? Forgive me! We have two COUNT ‘EM TWO parties for you at the Clevelander, one for the nighttime and one for a morning recovery from the crazy night before, and we know you’ll kick it with us at BOTH. We’re bringing music industry legends and the freshest up-and-coming talent from around the world at one of Miami’s infamous and newly renovated hotels, The Clevelander. Guests will be entertained with musical stylings from multi-platinum music producer Just Blaze to ya girl Roxy Cottontail, as well as Special Surprise Performances. And just WAIT until you hear what we have for you bunnies! You bunnies will be hopping all over the Ground Level Pool, Patio, Playhouse & Private Gifting Suite and will be encouraged to make a pit-stop confession in the “Cottontail Confessional” as the crazy night goes on to be featured in a special video “confessional.” So let’s take this a step at a time, shall we? Cause we know you’re just going bananas over this marathon of hopping music! ——————- -Saturday, March 27th- ROXY GIVES YOU EARS (10 PM - 5 AM) Featuring… Tittsworth (Plant Music) DJ Sega (Mad Decent) — SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BASH LUtHER (TOUGHASHELL) & Roxy Cottontail (LIVE) DJ Tim Dolla (Brick Bandits) Jason Smith (MOODSWING) + Special Guests TBA. 1020 Ocean Drive C Level Rooftop (Between 10th & 11th Streets) Miami Beach, FL ——————— -Sunday, March 28th- ROXY’S RINGING IN YOUR EARS (12 PM - 8 PM) Featuring… Just Blaze (Special House Set) Jubilee (Nightshifters) Blu Jemz (Turntable Lab) + Kassiano (Nossa) 1020 Ocean Drive C Level Rooftop (Between 10th & 11th Streets) Miami Beach, FL —————- See you in Miami! -xoxo- The Cottontails |
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Oh man, what a month this is turning out to be. The weather is getting great, the Spring Fever has started to grab hold of New Yorkers and things are generally just getting wonderful. And they’re about to get wonderful-er and here’s how… tonight at Sway it’s a very special party, Cottontails Gone Wild with DJs Roxy Cottontail, Luther and WooHoo. It’s gonna be a banana rama bonanza. Just take one look at the flyer. Then we’ve got great SXSW news for you. Roxy will be performing on Thursday the 18th at Karma Lounge and then Saturday the 20th at the Dubfrequency party at The Loft at Malverde- make sure to RSVP here. Both should be super showcases so if you find your little cottonbum in Austin, get involved. Annnnd… it’s about to get even more fun in the Miami sun with all the Cottontail events at Winter Music Conference this year. Ms. Cottontail performs at Klutch Wednesday the 24th and we have two inSANE events at the Clevelander on Saturday the 27th and Sunday the 28th. Look out for all the juicy details coming soon. And speaking of coming soon… look out for an exciting new mixtape from Roxy coming to you in the near, near future. Strike up the band… See you in the cluuuub. xoxo -The Cottontails ————— -Monday March 8th- Roxy Cottontail Presents… Cottontales Gone Wild Featuring… + WooHoo Hosted by… Photos by Driven by Boredom Door by Pebbles van Peebles Sway 305 Spring St Btwn Greenwich and Hudson
——— -Thursday March 18th- SXSW Presents…. Roxy Cottontail LIVE 11PM 119 w. 8th street Austin, TX
———– -Saturday March 20th- DUBFREQUENCY at SXSW Afghan Radiers Baby Monster Death Face Jovi Rockwell LexiconDon Malente Million $ Mano Nightwaves Pase Rock Rob Roy Roxy Cottontail . The Loft at Malverde 400 West 2nd Street Austin, Texas
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So, here we are on Thursday and Monday at Rice and Peas seems a million years away. It was a blast, as always and Ms. King Texas was there to capture it all. Here are some very ethereal edits. Make sure to check out her site here for the rest! Enjoy, bunnies and have a good one!! xoxo -Pebbles van Peebles ———-
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So, yeah, maybe this is a little belated. Like a month or so, but I have good reason. And that reason is Roseanne.
You’re probably saying, “Wait, what? Roseanne ended years ago, all the way back in 1997.” Oh yes, but there are some beautiful cable networks that play reruns like nobody’s business. And, just the other day as I was watching one such streak, dreaming of how badly I wanted to find the now out of print DVD version of “She Devil”
all for my little self to have and to own and all of a sudden… GLAMOUR.
All over the screen like the glittery, sequined vomit of an absinthe inebriated unicorn.
Joan fucking Collins in all her ageless amazingness waltzed out onto the screen like the miracle she is.
Then it all came rushing back. All my Joan Collins mental imagery came flooding over me like her sartorial life flashing before my eyes. Joan as cousin Ronnie in this particular Roseanne episode, Joan as the step mother and witch in Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theater presents Hansel & Gretel,
(with the wee Ricky Schroder and Isaac Q. Newton from the Golden Girls - click there for the entire episode, LLIFE changing), Joan as Pearl Slaghoople in the dreadful Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas,
(she was a cunty bright patch), and finally in her most famous role of all, Alexis Carrington Colby on the style equivalent to Citizen Kane, Dynasty.
This woman has been a sex symbol since the day she popped out. She posed for Playboy in her 40s. Her sister is a romance novelist, for toast’s sake. Joan Collins is like the raven haired, British embodiment of Blanche Devereaux. And as we all know, that’s OK by me.
Anyjoancollinspealslaghooplewasbetterthanelizabethtaylorspearlslaghoople, the slightly timely reason for this post is the brand new simply smashing Alexis Bittar ads that are plastered all over construction sites in the city. They star the one and only Ms. Collins and although they went up at the beginning of last month, I was prompted to tell you all about them only now because of that fateful Roseanne episode. I was reminded of Joan Collins’ incredible awesomeness and figured you all needed some images of this beautiful beast of a woman.
Find some more below. All the wayyyy down. . So, kiddlets, the moral of the story is: Joan Collins is a silky, ageless icon and the fashion on Roseanne is devoon. Enjoy your day, and keep it fashionable, please. xoxo -Pebbles van Peebles And now… gratuitous Joan Collins flix!!!
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